PB: Palmer – Roll the Dice and CYA
by SDM
Palmetto Bay released the agenda, staff report and draft resolution, and several attachments in advance of the August 29, 2012 hearing on Palmer Trinity’s application. SDM Warning: The links to the agenda and staff report take you directly to the documents, which are large PDF files, so you may prefer to click here to download or open them individually.
SDM gave the documents a once-over last night and had to stop reading because, candidly, they are annoying. First level annoyance comes from reading the endless conditions in the resolution itself – SDM apologizes for not going through this junk sooner. The fact that the village dragged this school through this process AFTER Palmer agreed to all of these punitive conditions just shows the depth of the enmity against them. SDM will itemize and comment on them in a subsequent post.
Second level annoyance comes from the blatant effort to absolve the members of council who supported extending the Palmer litigation after it was clearly lost. Here are some of the provisions of the staff report along with SDM comments in bold brackets following.
On May 4, 2010, the Council approved Resolution 2010-48 with conditions, granting a Special Exception and Modified Site Plan to Palmer Trinity (the Applicant) for a proposed private school expansion within their existing 21.92 acre facility (7900 SW 176th Street) and onto the adjacent undeveloped 33.22 acre parcel (8001 SW 184th Street). Palmer Trinity subsequently filed a Writ of Certiorari with the Appellate Division of the 11th Judicial Circuit Court appealing two conditions which pertain to an enrollment cap of 900 students and to a 30 year prohibition limiting any future development of the property beyond the authorized site plan connected to Resolution 2010-48. (Emphasis added by SDM.)
[The Council at the time consisted of former Mayor Flinn, Vice Mayor Pariser, and Councilmembers Stanczyk, Feller, and Tendrich. SDM, as a voter, would think it important to add two facts to the above: 1. Stanczyk moved the 900 student cap on her own initiative - against the recommendation in the staff report - and Vice Mayor Pariser seconded it; and 2. The vote on her motion was three to two with only Tendrich and Feller having the good sense to support the staff. So, when you go into the voting booth in November, remember that Councilmember Tendrich is the only now-serving official with the guts to do the right thing on Palmer when it counted most.]
On May 18, 2011, the Village requested clarification of the 11th Judicial Circuit Court’s Order as to what the scope of the subsequent public hearing may include when the Village Council convened to take, as per the Court, “appropriate action to remove…or otherwise render…ineffectual” those conditions ruled upon by the Court of February 11, 2011. On June 1, 2011, the Appellate Panel reaffirmed its prior Order of May 5, and Ordered the Village to “take no further action…inconsistent with [their May 5, 2011] Order.” This ruling is included herein as Attachment B. On July 19, 2011, the Village held the public hearing on the remanded Resolution 2010-048, deleted the 30 year prohibition, and struck all references to the 900 student enrollment cap. The Village Council took no further action, thus the Council did not strike the language denying Palmer Trinity’s request for an expansion to 1,150 students. (Emphasis added by SDM.)
[Please read the above paragraph slowly and carefully. Note the exercise in picking nits when it suits and just ignoring words altogether when it doesn't. The court in May, 2011 told the village to render ineffectual the 900 student cap and the 30 year prohibition. Instead of reinstating the 1150 number right away, at least three of the councilembers essentially voted to go to court over the meaning of "to render ineffectual." SDM thinks the Three Amigos should be rendered ineffectual.
SDM imagines the court was shocked when village lawyers showed up saying yes, they rendered the cap ineffectual, and had complied with the court order because it took no further action on the cap. No judge wants to be treated like a moron and any third grader would understand that the cumulative effect of the council's actions was to lower the cap on students to 600 (i.e., the cap of 900 was effectual because 600 is even lower than 900...duh). The Three Amigos parsed Palmetto Bay into a windfall of litigation expenses; no other conclusion holds water.]
… On September 8, 2011, Justice Raoul Cantero filed the Village’s request that Palmer Trinity’s motion should be considered a new Certiorari Action. …
[Is dropping FORMER Supreme Court Justice Raoul Cantero's name here supposed to give comfort to Palmetto Bay taxpayers? Of course it is! He puts his pants on two legs at at time.]
On January 23, 2012, the Village filed a first tiered appeal of the 11th Judicial Circuit, Appellate Panel ruling of December 22, 2011 to the Third District Court of Appeal. The Village argued that requiring the Village Council to grant 1,150 students would have violated clear precedent, Broward County v. GBV Int’l Ltd., 787 So. 2d 838 (Fla. 2001), holding that a court acting in its appellate capacity cannot direct the respondent to enter any particular order or judgment. Moreover, the Village argued that the record reflected competent substantial evidence that supported the Village’s conclusion that Palmer Trinity’s request to “increase the number of students from 600 to 1,150 was not in compliance with the applicable standards”. The Village also argued that the Appellate Panel’s ruling concluded, for the first time, that the Circuit Court’s original opinion and previous clarification had required the Village to remove the approval of an expansion to 900 students and to approve the application for 1,150 students. The Village argued that the Circuit Court’s new interpretation of its prior mandate departed from the essential requirements of law. Nevertheless, on July 5, 2012, the Third District Court of Appeal denied the Village’s request for Writ of Certiorari (Attachment A), and affirmed the 11th Judicial Circuit’s appellate ruling leaving the mandate in tack. (sic) (Emphasis added by SDM.)
[This entire paragraph, especially augmented by the name dropping of a former Supreme Court Justice as noted above, is just a bunch of CYA (covering one's backside). The only sentence that matters is the last one. SDM will be interested to see the transcripts of the attorney-client sessions where the Cantero tactic was discussed. Did Justice Cantero guarantee that the Third DCA would agree with his theory? Did he say it had a 50/50 chance? SDM's hunch is that Cantero hedged his recommendation saying it could go either way. But because the Three Amigos wanted so badly to delay Palmer, they were willing to grasp at Cantero's straw. In the end, the bet Palmetto Bay voters made on Stanczyk, Pariser and Lindsay came up snake eyes.]
Even in baseball, it’s three strikes and you’re out! Our Village Council has apparently invented a new rule that states: “just keep swinging no matter what the ref says, or how loud the crowd boos, or how much it costs our residents!”
It’s a fluff piece filled with big fancy words that we laypeople will, more than likely, be too lazy to look up. It feels like they were trying to be magnanimous in the hopes that their explanation will magicly make us fall in rank. It is no more than a laughable means of trying to cover their [backsides].
Sympathy for the Devils
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste.
Stanczyk, Lindsay and Pariser are so evil
they’re nothing but despicable waste.
They would have crucified Jesus Christ
had he taught his disciples on Palmer’s grounds.
I can’t wait to see them in hell
where we’ll raise a glass all around.
Pleased to meet you
hope you guessed my name.
I’m related to Shelley, Joan and Brian,
because we’re all the same.
Stanczyk, Lindsay and Pariser have polluted Palmetto Bay
with the stench of their smelly greed.
A special place awaits them in hell
where they will be rewarded for their evil deeds.
Stealing from churches, children and more
and that’s for sure.
They have left the good people of Palmetto Bay
wondering what it’s all been for.
Pleased to meet you,
hope you guessed my name.
But what’s puzzling you,
is the nature of my game. . .
Three years ago, there was a handshake agreement to settle this craziness. Of course, a handshake means nothing to these folks. What happened to honesty, truthfulness, standing by your word, and just plain ol’ being neighborly? They have become the “Congress” of Palmetto Bay – 10% approval rating. Can’t pass anything without polarizing the community. And yet they smile at each meeting and tell us over and over and over that this is needed to protect us. They are spreading so much fear and distrust. Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we learn to deceive. (That’s the best I can do for poetry!)
Just FYI SDM, I was at that 6 plus hour meeting on May 4th and before the meeting began the village lawyer walked over to then councilperson Stanczyk and said she needed to recuse herself from voting on this….then after hours 6 plus in the early morning of May 5th they get to vote, but, before that Stanczyk comes up with the 900 student message after losing her place in her papers, I think she was texted the 900 figure from someone in the audience., I wonder who????..then put in the cap as 900 students, looked to me like she could not read her notes or lost her place and someone had to give her this message……she does text almost daily at meetings NOW…….when the vote came later the same village lawyer gave her a ballot….I almost screamed and said what is this all about, she was to recuse herself and she DID NOT….and then voted….this was the beginning or the ongoing scenario between Joan Lindsay, in the audience and Stanczyk….and then of course you know the lost computer by Joan Lindsay, with all kinds of stuff I am sure she was feeding Stanczyk all along.,even ordered to produce her computer….,she did not….said she lost it… Great to get away with this kind of thing…only in Miami…and then two years later after she lost her computer, the computer was found, another miracle… THIS WAS THE ALMOST BEGINNING OF THE REIGN OF THEM>>>>>and I was there…..makes me sick….SDM needs to take a look at the tape of this meeting, if it is not lost as well…good luck.
There once was a school in the bay,
That the Mayor was sure she could slay,
Joan Lindsay thought she was right,
’til the Courts said they acted out of spite,
And now the recall will make them pay.
The Rolling Stones’ references almost guarantee publication on SDM.
Excellent and very creative!
For the record, text messages are official public records. Not that anyone cares or will comply with a request to produce these text messages. Just one more thing that local government officials do and get away with.
I doubt that Stanczyk received commands via text messages. She is more likely to get her suggestions from her neighbor’s dog or her bath salt induced hallucinations. Her neighbor’s dog has a barking habit, and is the demon who gives Stanczyk the orders to squelch Palmer. Stanczyk hears the voices everywhere. She cannot escape them. She was merely trying to quiet the demons’ voices by carrying out the orders of 900 or less. In the end, however, the voices only grow hungrier.
Neither she nor Pariser can stop. That is why the courts have stepped in to stop the madness.
I urge folks to read today’s news on the twenty-five “Top-earning Towns” in Money Magazine. You don’t even have to read the whole, because just in the very short blurb describing each town’s appeal on CNN.com, one finds these gems, by rank:
1. Bethesda MD, median home price $740k – “…there’s no need to head to the nation’s capital for culture. Bethesda’s urban downtown offers its own live theater, international cuisine and a variety of events, from monthly art walks to annual juried art competitions.”
2. Greenwich CT, median home price $1,9 million – “…Many of their well-paid executives call it home for the short commute, the excellent school system and access to outdoor attractions, which include beaches, boating and golf.”
3. Palo Alto CA, median home price $1.225 million – “…Area schools are exceptional, while the city has 35 parks and a Mediterranean climate that varies by only 20 degrees year-round.”
5. Lower Merlon PA, median home price $553k – “…The area’s 682 acres of parkland and top-rated schools in the state form a well-rounded nest for well-heeled Pennsylvanians.”
6. Ashburn VA, median home prive $345k – “…Ashburn contains a major Verizon campus, as well as the headquarters for government contractor Telos and the National Crash Analysis Center, so jobs are plentiful, as are the executives who settle here for the schools and suburban feel.”
7. Newton MA, median home price $650k – “…Other amenities you might not notice from the [Boston Marathon] route: one of the largest libraries in the state, as well as one of the best school districts.”
11. Arlington Va, median home price $485k – “…Arlington has designed a corridor of attractive commercial space near the Metro that speeds residents into Washington D.C. in about half an hour, but the well-designed retail spaces taper out to cozy neighborhoods, bike paths and pedestrian-friendly streets.”
and so on…
In each case, a so-called “bedroom community” earns its spot on the list by combining great homes with parks, transportation, etc., as well as vibrant commercial, artistic and school environments. Concentrating on any one of them at the detriment of another is counterproductive to rising property values.
I thought PB had or has a lawyer. WHY doesn’t any of the 3 ever listen to him or her… Having thesehouse lawyers redirect someone who knows is outlandish and beyond unjust… Will our tax bill reflect the charges that all PB citizens will pay… IT SHOULD … PERSONALLY THE 3 SHOULD PAY… HIGHER INSURANCE,NOW EVEN HIGHER TAXES….. I INSIST THAT AFTER THE 3 AMIGOS LOSE THEY SHOULD BE BANISHED FROM THE KINGDOM OF PB…..SO SAYS US ALL…
In PB ignorance is prized above education, ritual above religion, meanness above forgiveness, pettiness above righteousness, sanctimony above service, dictatorship above democracy, exclusion above inclusion, xenophobia above diversity, darkness above enlightenment, bigotry above acceptance, and hatred above love.
The 3 amigos listen only to the CCOCI lawyer, who coincidentially, is rumored to be the personal lawyer for Joan Lindsay. Can Palmetto Bay sue him for legal malpractice, for the bad advise he has provided the majority of the council?
SDM Answer: Ask a lawyer.
As for the kingdom:
There once was a woman named Joan,
Who thought she sat on a throne,
But when she looked down,
The recall stole her crown,
And all we could hear was a groan.